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1. A skull jewelry box so your beloved can fit a skele-ton of their belongings in a container that fits their aesthetic.
Get it from Amazon for $51.49 (available in three colors).
2. A planchette keychain that'll show there's a whole realm of support backing them up on the reg.
Get it from grrrlspells on Etsy for $13.95 (available in gold or silver accents).
3. A copy of Mothmeister, a coffee table book of haunted fairytales with photos featuring taxidermy art, Elizabethan fabric sculptures, nightmarishly stunning landscapes, and um, nightmares. To give them nightmares?
Get it from Barnes & Noble for $49.50 or find a copy at your local library.
4. Shower gel perfect for the next time they want to pull an Elizabeth Bathory without all the human interaction (and extraction).
Get it from Wizard At Work on Etsy for $9 (available in various colors and scents if they don't have a taste for blood).
5. A serial killer coloring book so they can get a gift their true crime–loving self really wants... even if it's a little ~sketchy~.
Get it from Amazon or Barnes & Noble for $7.92 or from a local bookseller through IndieBound here.
6. Or a deck of serial killer playing cards to prove that you're not playing games in this relationship.
Get them from Amazon for $12.90.
7. A leather and driftwood candle with natural quartz crystals, stones, and a wood wick for a nice slow burn while they gaze off into the distance.
Get it from Free People for $58. Also check out a bigger black candle for a heftier MOOD.
8. A fresh copy of Misery as a gentle reminder of your Annie-level dedication to them.
Get it from Amazon for $8.99+, Barnes & Noble for $9.99+, a local bookseller through IndieBound, or find a copy at your local library.
9. A coffin cookie cutter that'll let them make a treat truly worth dying for.
Get it from Amazon for $3.73.
10. A book of short horror stories you can read before you both fall asleep, guaranteeing some serious post-scare snuggle time every night.
Get it from Amazon for $20.10, Barnes & Noble for $15.99, from a local bookseller through IndieBound, or from your local library.
11. A spooky clapbook as a spin on a classic children's book with dualism they'll appreciate.
FYI, this is a spin on The House That Jack Built.
12. A Victorian-inspired perfume so wonderful they'll wanna take it to the grave. Approps.
Get it from The Parlor Apothecary on Etsy for $34.
13. A somber T-shirt that'll last way longer than any supermarket roses.
Get it from Pretty Bad Co. on Etsy for $23+ (available in sizes S–2X).
14. A spirited print to help them channel even more loving feelings for you.
Get it from Dana Glover on Etsy for $10 (design also available on a women's T-shirt, unisex T-shirt, and tote).
15. A poison pendant for anyone who likes to accessorize with a little (deadly) spice.
Get it from Amazon for $8.99.
16. A grim tea set that'll help them feel like a part of the living world again.
17. And a black porcelain cauldron coffee mug big enough to share a drink together — the only problem is gonna be deciding ~witch~ one of you gets to drink from it first.
Get it from Amazon for $19.70.
18. An enamel pin that could make their lil' black heart grow a few sizes bigger.
Get it from TheseAreThings on Etsy for $10.
19. Or a gorgeous coffin pin to remind them that you're there for them 'til the end.
Get it from missblackwater on Etsy for $10.
20. A copy of Amphigorey, filled with dark tales and dreary illustrations for a loved one who prefers particularly ~gorey~ gifts.
21. A Black Phillip print that's gonna prove you aren't ~kidding~ around with your rather dark romance.
Get it from Of Stick And Bone on Etsy for $27.24+ (available in three sizes).
22. A T-shirt for the person in your life who is truly down to do anything, as long as they're with you.
Get it from Amazon for $17.95 (available in five colors, two styles, and sizes S–3XL).
23. A jewelry organizer so striking your S.O. will want your ~digits~ all over again.
Get it from Amazon for $45.
24. A daily calendar (because who cares about January?) with facts to scare them silly each and every day.
Get it from Amazon for $7.49.
25. A makeup brush organizer for the beau who lives and dies for their luxury beauty tools.
Get it from Life After Death Design on Etsy for $45.
26. A collection of peoples' biggest fears to remind your S.O. the thought of being without them is a fear you never want to face.
Get it from Amazon for $11.10, Barnes & Noble for $14.40, from a local bookseller through IndieBound, or from your local library.
27. A necklace that's gonna remind them every time they wear it that you are ~raven~ about them from afar.
Get it from Tiny Enchantments on Etsy for $45.
28. And a pair of salt and pepper shakers that'll make them say, "Sodi-um, I think I love these."
Get them from Amazon for $13.94.
When you find a special someone who gets your cold heart pumping again.
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