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1. An Arizona Iced Tea stash, because this is their favorite drink so why can't it house the ganja?
2. A vape pen to inhale their daily dose of relaxation on the go.
3. A special leaf candle so they can smell the sweet aroma of marijuana without ever having to inhale.
4. An airtight stash jar to keep all your uncrushed herb in one place until it's time to blaze up.
5. A stoner sloth T-shirt perfect for anyone who just can't get enough of post-smoking nap time.
6. A cone loader so all of their joints can be packed to the rim with that reefer with little to no effort. Their depth perception is gonna be a little off, anyway.
7. A personal air filter, because they love to blaze in their apartment knowing damn well they live in a smoke-free building.
8. A set of marijuana leaf cookie cutters so they can make weed-themed brownies without the THC.
9. A pokéball grinder to crush that bud easy-peasy. "I choose you, indica!" —Your friend, probably.
10. A pack of 24K (magic) gold rolling papers, because your stoner friend is nothing but fucking decadent.
11. A pack of smell-proof bags to keep all of their crushed bud in when they're on the way to that party.
12. A microfiber blanket they can get all cozy with after they eat a whole pack of Oreos. Those munchies, man.
13. A bread loaf pillow to cuddle while they have the best weed-induced nap of their life.
14. A pair of polarized sunnies, because their eyes are always so fucking bloodshot.
15. A pizza cat ashtray that'll probably be the source of all their weird, ganja conspiracy theories.
16. A lava lamp they can stare at for minutes at a time while they're puff-puff-passing.
17. A debowler ashtray to clean their messy-ass bowl out, because it's been weeks and hits are supposed to be smooth, damnit!
18. A good ol' snuggie so their arms are free to hit the blunt while staying nice and comfy.
19. A bottle of ~hemp~ seed oil lotion to keep their dry hands moisturized after rolling the doobie.
20. And a box of gourmet cupcakes, because that's the only thing that'll satisfy their stoner appetite.
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